Socialism: You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.
Communism: You have two cows. Give both to the government. The government gives you milk.
Capitalism: You sell one cow and buy a bull.
Fascism: You have two cows. Give milk to the government. The government sells it.
Nazism: The government shoots you and takes the cows.
New Dealism: The government shoots one cow, milks the other, and pours the milk down the sink.
Anarchism: Keep the cows. Steal another one. Shoot the government.
Conservatism: Freeze the milk. Embalm the cows.
Republicanism: Milk the cows dry and share it with Jewish mates in Congress. Shoot the palm-oil producing farmers and sieze their cows so that their children can starve to death.
Since i'm in a particularly volatile mood, let me present to you a fantastic collection of some convincing war posters issued by the Ministry of Homeland Security of our virtous allies.
Warning: Not meant for conservative pussies or pro-yankee redneck shitheads
(Oh yeah pre-emptive action my ass! How bout we pre-emp your castration mister republican cause yours gonna get shrivelled anyway)
(Hey you there! Don't question the government.. How can you? After all the tax cuts they made for the upper income bracket citizens.. the least you could do is support.. even though such polarization of "GOOD" vs "BAD" may look suspiciously flimsy.. you still must support the war effort okay..)
(Yea and be rest assured that the Democrats are no less different.)
(Hey.. you gotta be realistic. Ya gotta finish up from where ya father left off. Come on, the memory of your name emblazoned virtously in history texts is at stake here!)
(MORAL OF THE STORY: Don't change horses in mid-stream.)
(Arrest anyone who walks around with a large beard and isn't white. NOW!)
(INK=BLOOD)
Rant 7:47 PM of Azmie
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