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Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Bloody Shites


There we were, still reeling from the psychedelic spasms, that being the by-product of the tantalising, titillating night of jazz vocals with Missus Maestro Dianne Reeves and her quintet ( with 3 Grammys at that) , but some MOTHERFUCKER had to spoil the dayyyyy





After leaving our sedans, cabriolets & coupes to the nearby valet to screw with, we decided to get a drink at this cafe with suggestively-relaxed ambience which we eyed from a distance. it looked inviting, comfy; the lighting was somehow beckoning us to give it a try..

And why not? we were longing for some coffee anyway

and so we ordered, me (Johnny Depp) and Zai ordered the same thing, a Cappuccino.
took the cup and sat on our easy chairs, chatting about our next racketeering heist and teaching Wan Tween the ropes to being a made man , when suddenly, a stinging realization dawned upon me as i stared at the table:

Donnie Brasco (Azmi Depp) : Oei! What's with the fucking liberal dose of foam in the fucken' coffee? And it tastes like shittt

Sonny Black (Zai Woody Allen) : Yea Donnie, u got me there.. even shit tastes better i guess.. (if that line wasnt a dead giveaway, nothing is)

Donnie Brasco : Whaaat.. these barristas deserve to be sent for just like good ol' Joe Pesci..they won't know whats coming for them ..

All: Ha ha ha ha ha!

Elmo (Wan) : (in a fucking whiny voice) I suggest we burn this place down!! hehe! Just like those movies where we arson them! Eat that bozos! hehehehe!

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Donnie & Sonny: What the FUCK was that??




Well to help u guys visualise the scenario and cut the story short, herein lies the picture of the 3 of us, with me and Zai looking at Wan ( the guy with floppy hair in the pic) in disbelief and exhaustion and proceeded to beat him up, And send him sleeping with the fishes. ( just believe me lah even tho it sounds like a long haul).




BUT that didn't spoil our day.

The fucking coffee did. those barrista motherfuckers went to far.

the foam. the stupid foam. stayed in my throat and lingered in my stomach even til the next day. had to wash it down with even more coffee. dumbfucks.




That's it.














They are next on the hit list.


Rant 9:04 PM of Azmie
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Sunday, January 09, 2005

Cloistered Escapism


Open your arms to the lonely shine.
Lonesome as gold in a poor man's smile
See how the moon is full,
follow the push and pull
follow the ebb & flow in the breathing tide.
Come on moonchild,
You're so far away tonight.

The door is falling open & We're flying wild
Cat on the road, down in the livid night
See how the black dog grins, In the diamond light?
We're dreaming , And we're real
We're drowning , And left for the kill
We're broken
And we're healed.

Give in to what you feel, Over what you see
Come on moonchild, you're so far away tonight
Come on moonflower, you're so far away from it now
You could bloom eternally in the hour
And when if its only yes or no
and now becomes too soon
I know you'll be alright, if you only
disappear into the moon

In the blue shine.

Come on moonchild, you're so far away tonight
The door is falling open & we're flying wild
You could bloom eternally in the hour

You could be our guiding light.



Rant 5:37 AM of Azmie
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Monday, January 03, 2005

little did i expect that those sarcastic words in the previous entry proved to be ominous in its relation to reality


my condolences

lets all pray hard
for mercy.

"on a personal note, my mind is a whirlwind ; One second i can be ecstatic, On the other , i would be on the verge of collapse and despair. it sounds fucking pretentious, but i'd rather keep this issue a secret within myself. heck, i even find it hard to keep secrets from my own self, what more share it with others?"

you are killing me you really are


do you know that?





obviously you don't.


Rant 7:54 AM of Azmie
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