The Ninja Muscle Hot Gila Nak Mampus Punya Holy Trinity has apparently been signed up by Twentieth Century Fox Network to become the Asian representatives for an upcoming television campaign, entitled the "Napoleon Dynamite", after apparently picking up the vibes of euphoric "Ninja Mania" all over the region, spawning bootleg websites, devoted die-hard fans, a strong shadow army of trained made men, and worthy affilates, namely the "Ninja Burger" food franchise (http://www.ninjaburger.com) and a recent release of the "Ninja Gaiden PS2 console game", which has seen strong sales due to it riding on the Muscle's popularity.
An excerpt from the website of our cool boo-wah-pley nak mampus skills is seen below:
http://www2.foxsearchlight.com/napoleondynamite/fanclub/index.php
If u haven't been forewarned of our impressive Air Pressure Ninja Kicks, then I suggest you'd better be careful and watch your smelly, rancid, putrid, foetid back every 2 seconds.
Brace yourself for the coming revolution. Haiyaak!
-Sensei Shichiroji Mimi Kosugi-san
(ps. application forms for the "Made-Man-Wannabe Ninja-Do Healthy Aerobics Workout" are available at a Community Centre near you. Just approach any enthusiastically-clapping dikir barat devotee for details.)
Rant 4:07 AM of Azmie
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