time: 1245hrs
venue: Media Room (t*h t*ck campus)
Dear Mr Scrap of Paper,
Oh well, I have 1 & 1/2 hours left in this cold refrigerator of an exam room, and let me see... hmmmm yeah, did four pages of essays, not bad eh, considering each page consisted of five lines or less. Honestly, I didn't study at all for this subject, so I can't be bothered to test my GP essay writing skills and in the end, get the same marks as when I hand in a blank script. Come to think of it, I could even mark a number beside this dumb goddamn essay and try to pass it off as 'Question No. 5', which I wanted to attempt but had no fuckin' idea on what encompasses "Monetary & Fiscal Economic Policies". Well, I do have a vague idea of it somewhere at the back of my mind,from tutorials long ago, but I can't be bothered to think THAT hard at the moment. There's a lot of clutter in there, so its quite a chore for me to sieve through all and mess and rubble to find only that teeny-weenie bit of information which would eventually count for zilch or half a mark. Can't be bothered.
Hey guess what? 15 minutes have passed since I first wrote the lines on top, and so I will repeat the cycle all over again: Oh well, I have 1 & 3/4 hours left in this very cold refrigerator of an exam room, and let me see... hmmmm yeah, did four pages of essays, not bad eh, considering each page consisted of five lines or less. Honestly, I didn't study at all, but would an increase in investment lead to a full employment level of income? How the heck should I know? Do I look like some richass magnate of a Donald Trump or George Soros to u? Ahh, spouting gibberish again now, and to think that I obtained the highest marks for this stupid subject during the last Common Test. Argh, better buck up my shit, but I can't do anything much now, not for 1hr 5/8 mins
trapped in this extremely cold grave. Sitting down here, it set me thinking of some interesting questions. How might countries restrict imports? Is there any economic basis for such restrictions? Well, yeah I can show you my economic basis only if somebody would hand me a million! Then I'll show you how economic basis looks like.
Damn, if I keep up going on like this, there goes my sheesha outing with Miss Sweet-Die-Hard-Fan-of-Tomokish-Portuguese-Soccer-Player. But then again, being the shy boy that I am, I'll keep quiet now. Heh, reading back now, I realize that this piece of crap is full of nonsense, but its okay lah. I dig nonsense. Cause I'm full of nonsense. And so says Jipang. So yeah he's like the Emperor of Skudai so I gotta agree with his every word. Everyone's full of nonsense. And so are you so just shut your stinking farthole of a mouth and stop sniggering away like some rehab reject on hashish.
Argh, somebody help me man. Feeling rather edgy now. Apologies for the fucked up attitude Mr Scrap of Paper, but then again, I don't really care. Someone has to tell me that I have to be nice for once or else, I'm gonna die alone, shrivelled, cranky and as grouchy as the grouch Grouch, the grouchelorette Miss Grouchinah aka Sofinah. Thinking of becoming a ghetto thug, inspired by Wang Lee Hom's "Not Ur Average Thug", so how bout this, dawg. Spin the beats Zai:
Yo Yo Yo
Mic check.
Aite.
(Sounds of spinning groovy beats in background.)
Let's keep our Singapore, spanking clean and green~
Don't mean to be a bore, didn't know i'd come to this?
Check out y'all new rap starz, dawg they look so fuckin mean,
Its Jay-JayZ in a suitcase, givin each otha a kiss!!
Wazza Homies!!
REPREZENT!!!
(Shout outs to Zairaj Mat Misai Zordon and Jay-Jay-I'm-oh-so-gay-plus-I-like-Zai for those glimpses of inspiration. Raj Our Platform champ man! Check out the chicks at Jakarta fo me aite!
Peace Out Biatch!)
Rant 10:46 AM of Azmie
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