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    Tuesday, August 17, 2004

    GOD





    God is a concept, by which, we measure our pain.

    I'll say it again.

    God is a concept, by which, we measure our pain.


    i don't believe in magic
    i don't believe in i'ching
    i don't believe in bible
    i don't believe in tarot

    i don't believe in hitler
    i don't believe in jesus
    i don't believe in kennedy

    i don't believe in buddha
    i don't believe in mantra
    i don't believe in gita
    i don't believe in yoga

    i don't believe in kings
    i don't believe in elvis
    i don't believe in dylan

    i don't believe, in Beatles.


    i just believe in me.

    Yoko and Me

    And that's reality.


    The dream is over.
    What can i say

    The dream was over.
    Yesterday.

    I was the dreamweaver,
    But now, i'm reborn.

    I was the Walrus.
    But now, i'm John.


    And so, dear friends,
    You just have to carry on.


    The dream is over.

    - Lennon, 9/10/70.





    Rant 9:51 AM of Azmie
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    Sunday, August 15, 2004

    The Drawbacks Of Being Nice:

    1. If you try to be nice to a girl/s, you get labelled

    "Don Juan", "Nonok", "Gatal", "Mr Cinta-Cinta"

    by inferior-feeling banana munching apes when all you were trying to do was to be fucking nice for once.


    (An example of an inferior-feeling banana munching ape)


    2. If you try to tell yourself, "Okay then, screw that, I'll be nice to only guys now", you then get suspicious stares from curious-looking envious apes and thus get labelled

    "Gayboy", "Transexually-Oriented", "Wierdo"

    3.         If u then get exasperated over such macaque-like chatter over your preferences and thus focus ur attention on being nice to ONLY animals now, the squacks by His Majesty the Ape Emperor & Her Highness the Ape Empress get several decibels louder as u are now bestowed the titles of

    "Animal-Nympho", "Furry", "Sick Asshole"

    You're bein excessively nice to animals? [CLICK]
    You FURRY!
    You are a sick, sick, individual. Stop lusting over animals! Take off that fursuit and quit yiffing. No-one likes furry art! STOP NOW!
    You sick mufcking son of a butch.


    Caught in a conundrum.

    And placed in a quagmire of jealous sentiments by such high lofted Neanderthal royalty.

    So what do you do now?
    What's the use of being nice ?


    Solution:

    EITHER you take the route of the manipulative Shakespearean machavillain ala Iago, Don John et cetera

    OR you submit to the request and heed to HIS & HER Macaque Majesty and become an eternal slave to the whim and fancy of their brood




    ( A wise choice indeed.)

    I choose to tell those Babooned Face Critics to Fuck Off

    Look at themselves in their own mirror
    And mind their own fucking business
    Stop trying to be Big Brother and Sister of your own orgasmic imaginations of an Ape Clan for once


    I've made my choice.

    What's yours?


    Rant 7:18 AM of Azmie
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    Wednesday, August 11, 2004

    "Deaf Donald"


    Deaf Donald met Talkie Sue,



    But,



    was all he could do.


    And Sue said, "Donald I sure do like you."

    But,



    was all he could do.


    And Sue asked Donald, "Do you like me too?"


    But,



    was all he could do.


    "Good-bye then, Donald, I'm leaving you."


    But,



    was all he could do.


    And she left forever, but she never knew, that



    means I Love You.


    - Inspired by A Light In The Attic, Shiel Silverstein

    thanks Aiem.






    Rant 9:34 PM of Azmie
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